1) Donald J. Trump will declare war illegal and he will mandate that hence forth nations must compete on which one can cure the most diseases. Not treat the most diseases as though mankind were merely a vehicle for transporting bacteria and viruses from place to place on the planet. But rather eradicating diseases. Making illnesses disappear from the face of the earth.
2) Trump declares that citizens of the United States are henceforth people of the dragon moon.
3) Trump declares pigs to be good luck.
4) Trump orders all bullets, bombs, ordinance and weapons of all kinds to be dipped in and smeared with pig grease, pig blood, pig urine, pig feces and pig saliva. More over Trump orders all cemeteries, streets, buildings, hard and paper currency to be dipped in and smeared with pig grease, pig blood, pig urine, pig feces, and pig saliva. Also, all ports of entry into the United states must be dug up and pictures of voluptuous naked women must be buried there. And then the the ground must be consecrated with beer, pig blood, pig urine, pig saliva, and pig feces.
5) Trump orders everyone who says we need to help refugees more be stripped of citizenship and deported to Syria.
6) Trump says after ten thousand Christian churches are built in Saudi Arabia and after the Saudis welcome 10 million fake refugees then we will talk about helping predominately economic refugees abandon their mothers, wives, children and siblings in order to runaway from ISIS.
7) Trump nationalizes the police.
8) All who performed certain banned acts are barred from entering the United States. Those acts are:
A) Female genital mutilation
B) Punishing rape victims
C) Honor killing
D) Strapping bombs to children
E) Sexually enslaving women
F) Punishing homosexuals
G) Murdering homosexuals
H) Child marriage, Child Brides, and Forced Marriage
I) Domestic Violence
J) Disciplining or Punishing Wives
K) Beating Wives
L) Violence Against Women
M) Sharia law
N) Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
O) Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
P) Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate thoughts in a blog.
Q) Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
R)Also, the belief that flogging, stoning, beheading are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
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