Thursday, September 29, 2016

Truth in Labeling: The Federal Government Keeping It Real

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Imagine what would happen if federal agency had to change their names to reflect what they actually do.

The TSA would become

  A)  Federal Fondling Facility
  B)  Government Groping Group


IRS
  Spies and Saboteurs

Immigration
    Enabling Foreign Criminals to Invade, Break Laws, Force Submission, and Force Conversion

NSA
    Spying on Americans For Fun and Profit


 FBI
    We Take Clinton Cash:  Bribes R Us!

Government Schools  (All public schools, colleges and universities)
    A)  Communist Reeducation Camps
    B)  Perverts instructing deviants
    C)  Cursing Christianity Caucus
    D)  Cursing Capitalism Caucus
    E)  Pedigreed perverts teaching your kids to be Bubble Baby, Snowflake Crybullies


Supreme Court
    A)  We have the US Constitution on toilet paper
    B)  A collections of bribed traitors, perverts and deviants


 Government Supported Activists and Artists

A)  They will stop using the constitution for toilet paper only to throw compressed logs made of American flags and copies of the constitution into the fire.

B)  All their throw rugs are American flags.

C)  Their houses are filled with crucifixes immersed in urine.



The entire progressive government enterprise exists for three reasons

A)  Destroy capitalism

B)  Destroy Christianity

C)  Replace the constitution with Sharia law especially the good parts like:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
18)     The belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
19)     Bribing the Clintons for political favors



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Monday, September 26, 2016

Space Alien Mutants From Planet X (Nibiru) vs The Headless Zombie Unicorns

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The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy

 

Cicada 3301: Do Space Aliens Zombies Want to Eat Your Brain?

 

The Attack of the Invisible Zombies

 

 

Once We Learn How to Eat Zombies, All Our Problems Are Solved

 

 

The Zombie Eaters: Feasting on Zombie Flesh. Rise of the Zampires.

 

 

My Other Human Is A Zombie

 

 

 

Breaking The Rules: Violating Zombies 

 

Once We Learn How to Eat Zombies, All Our Problems Are Solved 

 

Zoorina Zombie Chow: Taste Like Real Humans!

 

 

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Decapitated Space Alien's Rainbow Corpse Coffee Mugs



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I Luv Brainz For Dessert T-Shirt


I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














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Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
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Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop 
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Texas Must End T-Shirt II

Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt

Black Rainbow Tease T-Shirt 

Black And White Rainbow T-Shirt

California Water:  Better Drunk Than Wasted III T-Shirt

California Water Better Drunk Than Wasted II T-Shirt

Steam Punk Have Zombies Will Travel T-Shirt

Rainbow CorkScrew Women's T-Shirt

Better Drunk Than Wasted vs Digital Daylight T-Shirt
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Home Decor

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The Weirdest Thing You've Seen All Day
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The Space Aliens Are All Dead

 

 

 

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Headless Zombie Space Aliens Riding Unicorns 

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/The-Weirdest-Thing-Youve-Seen-All-Day-1143849245626681/

 

 

 

        Zombies Heart Brainz T-Shirt     

I Will Clothe Your Naked Zombies: For a Price

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Woman Lectures Naked Zombies!

Woman Remonstrates Naked Zombies!

Don't Hunt Zombies Naked

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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