Saturday, July 30, 2016

International Psychic Clown Week

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Or is it Klown Psychic Week.  Well, either way, circus clowns make much better candidates for president than what we have on tap.  And as for psychics, they can't seem to see either that I am never coming to see them or their own deaths for that matter.   No nothings like that are perfect for politics.

I gave the matter some more thought and I thought psychic klowns, loud mouthed and corrupt politicians,  fools all.  As are those who vote for them.  And so I include some fools amongst the clowns and seers.

And yes there is a dessert which is called a:  Foole.



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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Messing With Texas: Because Lord Knows, Someone Had To!

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Trumpsters, Trumpkins, Trumpinists, Trumpeters, and Trumpets

The president findings and executive orders of one Commander in Chief:  Donald J. Trump


1)  Donald J. Trump will declare war illegal and he will mandate that hence forth nations must compete on which one can cure the most diseases.  Not treat the most diseases as though mankind were merely a vehicle for transporting bacteria and viruses from place to place on the planet.  But rather eradicating diseases.  Making illnesses disappear from the face of the earth.

2) Trump declares that citizens of the United States are henceforth people of the dragon moon.

3)  Trump declares pigs to be good luck.

4)  Trump orders all bullets, bombs, ordinance and weapons of all kinds to be dipped in and smeared with pig grease, pig blood, pig urine, pig feces and pig saliva.  More over Trump orders all cemeteries,  streets, buildings, hard and paper currency to be dipped in and smeared with pig grease, pig blood, pig urine, pig feces, and pig saliva.  Also, all ports of entry into the United states must be dug up and pictures of voluptuous naked women must be buried there.  And then the the ground must be consecrated with beer, pig blood, pig urine, pig saliva, and pig feces.

5) Trump orders everyone who says we need to help refugees more be stripped of citizenship and deported to Syria.

6)  Trump says after ten thousand Christian churches are built in Saudi Arabia and after the Saudis welcome 10 million fake refugees then we will talk about helping predominately economic refugees abandon their mothers, wives, children and siblings in order to runaway from ISIS.


7)  Trump nationalizes the police.

8)  All who performed certain banned acts are barred from entering the United States.  Those acts are:

A)    Female genital mutilation
B)    Punishing rape victims
C)    Honor killing
D)    Strapping bombs to children
E)    Sexually enslaving women
F)      Punishing homosexuals
G)    Murdering homosexuals
H)    Child marriage, Child Brides, and Forced Marriage
I)    Domestic Violence
J)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
K)     Beating Wives
L)     Violence Against Women
M)     Sharia law
N)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
O)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
P)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
Q)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.

R)Also, the belief that flogging, stoning, beheading are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.






















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Might As Well Trump!

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President Donald J. Trump may invoke Executive Orders (Thanks Obama!) that will do the following:

1)  Make the pig the National Animal

2)  Declare that the United States is now a Pork Protectorate in the People's Republic of Bacon

3)  Declare that Beer is our National Drink

4)  Declare that the Bikini is our National Clothing.  Even men must wear them

5)   Declare Beer, Bacon and Bikinis Uber Alles!!!

6)  Declare That our National Religion is now the Voluptuous Hypothesis wherein all must pray every day that misogynist male terrorists such ISIS will all be transformed by God into buxom, beautiful virgin, blonde haired, blue eyed, 19 year young,  horny females  with no knowledge of and no interest in politics, history or religion.

7)  The highest praise for the Voluptuous Hypothesis shall be that the bribed, treasonous commies morons call it both RACIST and SEXIST.  If they do not call it both then we must pray harder and more frequently to make it so!

8)  All American children shall be issued unicorns and sweet sticky rainbows.

9)  Trump will tax sunshine and oxygen and the rich will pay more!

10)  Trump will end droughts all over the world.  Trump will say something nonsensical like:  It is better to be thought a tool then to open your mouth an remove all drought.    It will make no sense but die hard Trmpkins will love it.

Trump will create a salt water pipeline from the Pacific ocean to the Salton Sea.  He will use solar energy to desalinate the water and provide fresh water to Southern California.  Trump will offer to sell water to Mexico--after they build the wall.  Trump will license American desalinaters to provide the world with fresh water.

11)  Trump will declare meat illegal.  Then he will replace meat with texturized bug protein.  Then he will sell bug guts  and fresh to a hungry, thirsty world and his control of those two basics will enable him to become dictator of the planet.

12)  Trump vows to exterminate all mosquitoes with extreme prejudice.  He orders the NIH and the CDC to come up with a virus that will destroy the reproductive organs of every mosquito on earth.







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