Sunday, April 29, 2018

California Crazy: Free Fish Squishes

***


There was a story recently about a homeless man going into a steak house and stabbing to death a father whose daughter was sitting on his lap.  In the California community where this happened the police and the politicians have policies that are not like this: vagrants get to commit 25 crimes before they are taken seriously and put in jail.  There have been stories about a violent homeless man  going into a pet store and killing all the fish by squeezing them to death.

I have heard that some liberal, progressive California democrats are going to run for president.  You should certainly want a California democrat for president if you think it is a good idea to let violent, homeless men run the streets waiving knives and killing fathers as their daughters sit in their lap.

If you want your daughter getting stabbed by an AIDs filled needle as  she tries to walk past piles of human feces on the sidewalk then you need to vote for a California democrat to make that happen.  If you want to catch hepatitis from piles of human filth in your streets then you need to vote for a democrat.

If you want to invade America with foreign criminals and have those foreign criminals take away the jobs of black people then you need to vote for democrats.

If you want to let every rapist, child molester and arsonist get out of prison earlier and give them gift baskets and to “thank them for their service” you need to vote for a California democrat.

If you want to sit in a puddle of human urine left for you by a homeless person on a public bus you need to vote for a California democrat.

If you want to watch a human defecate or urinate in public in front of you on a public bus or train then you need to vote for a California democrat so you can have that as a treasured memory.

If you want to waste billions on slow speed rail that is guaranteed to go from nowhere to nowhere carrying no one, and moreover have it called “high speed rail” when even a casual observer could see that no city or county will allow it to go fast,  then you must vote for California democrats.
If you want your house burned down by stinking, diseased homeless bums who will descend on you like locusts from other states to enter fake drug rehab programs via their insurance and then get kicked to the curb when the money’s gone then you must vote for California democrats and they will, by God, make that happen just as they have in California.




You may well ask yourself who would vote for the people who let rapists and thieves prey on them-- and I think that is an interesting question.  It is my opinion that the California press has been successfully bribed to cover up a corrupt election system that encourages foreign criminals to vote illegally.  Any election in which the voters are not required to identify themselves is fraudulent.  Everyone who denies this is a bribed, treasonous, commie whore who works directly for foreign Nazis.
If you hate beer, bikinis and bacon then you must vote for California democrats who have promised to flood the nation with terrorists and fake rape refugees who think our women dress like whores and who are completely intolerant of beer, bacon and bikinis and who will destroy our culture and way of life and us and make us into either Syria or Pakistan—take your pick.
P.S…..Oh by the way, any environmentalist, animal rights activist or Green Weenie climate changer who is not picking bugs out of his teeth on a daily basis is a liar, a hypocrite, a fraud and bribed, treasonous commie whore.  Remember it was they that that said the earth was in danger.  It was they who said that eating meat was killing the earth.  If they truly believe this then why haven’t they given up meat in their own lives and gone over to insect protein alone?  Not only is veganism or vegetarianism not an excuse but a Social Justice Eco Warrior would give up the green food and eat bugs instead as evidence that he would sacrifice anything for the earth.  Moreover it’s not as if green weenies would have no followers in this endeavor.  The Marxists who pass for school teachers and professors in the United States have already brainwashed a generation of youth into believing capitalism is bad and communism is good.  If they tell these pod eating, condom snorting idiots to eat bugs they will do it immediately without question—they never question anything on the left.

Moreover do you remember the time when democrats ruled the nation and handed out real money to imaginary friends?  Why didn’t the democrats use that money to build a giant solar farm in the southwest as well and the transmission infrastructure to send that energy all over the nation?  They could have changed the nation to a “green” source of energy overnight that republicans would be unable to do anything about even when they took the white house again.
Well let’s look at what democrat do try to accomplish when they are in charge.  They try destroy capitalism and Christianity by invading the nation with fake, rape refugees and foreign criminals.  So that must be their true agenda.  If “saving the earth” were even on their distant, distant radar, all democrats would be picking bugs out of their teeth every day.  Notice that none of them are….


***











Thursday, April 19, 2018

Happy Weed Day. Pot Potpourri.

**


















***




***


***

The People's Republic Of Pork T-Shirt

The People's Republic Of Pork

 

Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
Texas State Motto:  Hold My Beer:  I Got This T-shirt 
Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop
\






***

***


***

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt

 

 

 

Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien T-Shirt















 

 

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt







 
Champion T-Shirt Purple Brains 
  Champion T-Shirt Purple Brains



  


bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien T-Shirt




  Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt








National Zombie Day Take A Zombie To Lunch T-Shirt





Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt 








Eat Zombies Before They Eat You T-Shirt


Lightly Used Zombies For Sale T-Shirt 



I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt


I Luv Brainz For Dessert T-Shirt


I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  *****


Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Bat Appreciation Day

***
















***



***


***




 

Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
Texas State Motto:  Hold My Beer:  I Got This T-shirt 
Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop
\






***

***


***

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt

 

 

 

Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien T-Shirt















 

 

bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt
bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Tshirt







 
Champion T-Shirt Purple Brains 
  Champion T-Shirt Purple Brains



  


bBizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien T-Shirt




  Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt








National Zombie Day Take A Zombie To Lunch T-Shirt





Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt 








Eat Zombies Before They Eat You T-Shirt


Lightly Used Zombies For Sale T-Shirt 



I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt




















 

 

 

  *****