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Q-Kits: Quarantine Kits.. Green Raw Deal

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Q-Kits will be customize-able gift baskets for the people like:

1)  The Eco-Terrorists:
      That guy who is always lecturing everybody about going green who never seems to find the time or energy to change his own life in any way. 
     Give the gift of the Green Raw Deal.  The gift of edible worms.


2)   The Unpreprepared Prepper:

Dude is always preaching the Apocalypse but seems totally unprepared to wipe his own butt when the lights go out


So you can use these customizable gift baskets for bug out bags, gag gifts, revenge gifts, lecture gifts, guilt gifts, whatever.


3)  Care packages for shut-ins and the Quarantined.

4)  Grift bag:

For those who borrow but never give back.  For the parasites and takers in your life.



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1. 
Reusable Toilet Paper:

https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Reusable-Unpaper-Washable-Friendly/dp/B07L23DSCN

2.  Do it yourself hand sanitizer:

https://www.amazon.com/girfriend-gardener-succulent-cactus-planter/dp/B0842YYL5L/ref=sr_1_13?dchild=1&keywords=aloe+cactus&qid=1585390403&s=handmade&sr=1-13




3.   MREs

https://www.amazon.com/Ready-Genuine-Military-Surplus-Assorted/dp/B072323YNL/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2X9M7T4VDKM96&dchild=1&keywords=mre%27s+meals+ready+to+eat+military&qid=1585390666&sprefix=MRE%2Caps%2C159&sr=8-7

4.  Powdered eggs

https://www.amazon.com/Whole-Egg-Powder-16-ZIN/dp/B07CJVN111/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=powdered+eggs&qid=1585390719&sr=8-5

5.   Cricket cookies

https://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Chirps-Cricket-Cookie-Regular/dp/B01N6UR3XX/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=cricket+cookies&qid=1585390788&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUE5NzNBUzI3T1ZCN1UmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTAzNDg5NTgxMjVTNlJJS1QxT0FTJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA1Mjk3OThHWFcyWE1SQTJJQlgmd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl


6.   Scorpion in a can

https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Armor-Tail-Scorpions-can/dp/B01AYD54AS/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+scorpions&qid=1585390856&sr=8-4


7.  Worms

https://www.amazon.com/Assorted-Flavors-American-Roasted-Mealworms/dp/B0778ZB8GJ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-1


https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Sampler-Scorpions-Crickets/dp/B01CH3RVEA/ref=sr_1_10?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-10


https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Chocolate-Covered-Super-Worms/dp/B072J9QXXD/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-2


https://www.amazon.com/Hotlix-Larvets-BBQ/dp/B0045FEL92/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-3


https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Insects-Crickets-Silkworms/dp/B00LYEHEWI/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-4





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Geoduck Challenge: Found Something On Trump!

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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS  in the corner of your son's bedroom


Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos


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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?

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