Saturday, August 27, 2016

National Bacon Day

















We of the People's Republic of Bacon welcome you to National Bacon Day.  All who enjoy Beer, Bacon and Bikinis are welcome.

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Chicken Boy's Day

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Well.  They don't make national observances like they use to.  Thank Gawd.

Does a human with chicken's head make your mouth water?   If it does, are you related to Jeffrey Dahmer?

Oh and by the way, even though Hannibal Lecter was based on a real person;  doing that in real life is a felony in most states with the possible exceptions of Mississippi and North Carolina and even there, maybe only with distant relatives like 3rd cousins and undesirables such as one of "those people."



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Sunday, August 7, 2016

National Hobo Week and National Feed Homeless Pets Week

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We need to combine National Hobo Week and National Feed Homeless Pets Week by confiscating the pets of the homeless, roasting them and feeding them back to the homeless.  Nothing says:  Get a job you bum like being forced eat your pet rat Sparky.

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Earth Over Shoot Day

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Earth Over Shoot Day could be the day that the amount of resources used by people and Ecological Debt thereby incurred exceed the capacity of the earth to regenerate.  Or it could be yet another ruse by bribed, treasonous commies to engage in Marxist wealth redistribution, blaming the United States first, and taking the attention off the fact that if anthropogenic climate change  were happening that only China and the third world could stop it because we moved all our polluting factories there.

I estimate that if we fed to the polar bears all animal rights activists, radical environmentalists and everyone who believes that global warming and climate are real and the the United is at fault,  all our problems will be solved and the earth will be in balance for a thousand years. So our course is clear and our duty is irrefutable.  has anyone seen Al Gore or the seal blubber?

The proceeding was pure a joke about an opinion about a movie script.  No real Eco-Nazis were harmed during the writing.  They still remain at large plotting to destroy capitalism and Christianity and to institute Marxism and Sharia law.

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