Thursday, January 28, 2016

National Opposite Day And National Backward Day

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I am opposed to National Backward Day on principle.

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Some Palindromes:

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"


"A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!"


"Madam, I'm Adam" or "Madam in Eden, I'm Adam"


"Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod"


"Never odd or even"



"Rise to vote, sir"


Do Geese See God?

Was It A Rat I Saw?

Dammit, I’m Mad!

A Santa Lived As a Devil At NASA


Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm


Madam In Eden, I’m Adam





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Opposite Day

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On Opposite Day Donald Trump with be intelligent, thoughtful and will not call anyone names.

On opposite day Hillary Clinton will be honest.

On opposite day Obama will not be a Muslim.

On opposite day Saudi Arabia will practice the religion of peace and tolerance and they will take 10 million Syria "refugees".

On opposite day democrats will defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.

On opposite day democrats will put Americans first.

On opposite day democrats will stop making public policy based on private acts.

On opposite day democrats will stop trying to destroy Christianity and capitalism.

On opposite day democrats will stop invading the United States with foreign criminals (aka undocumented democrats).

On opposite day democrats will stop trying to replace Christianity with Sharia law.

On opposite day democrats will no longer view "patriotism" as standing on an American flag whilst burning the US constitution and lighting yet another American flag on fire.


On opposite day Pakistan and  Saudi Arabia will ban all cruelty to women and gays.    In particular, on opposite day, these two countries will make it illegal to do the following:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.

18) Also, the belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.












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Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop 
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Sunday, January 24, 2016

Beer Can Appreciation Day

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You know you are doing something right if your beer can appreciates you!

We the members of the Pork Protectorate in the People's Republic of Bacon declare Beer Can Appreciate Day!

Beer.  Bacon.  Bikinis.  Uber Alles!

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Karlovačko beer can

Darwin Beer-can Regatta Vessel

Big Beer Can Tooheys

62 Volkswagen Coors Beer Can (9132550484)

Australian Duff beer can

Philadelphia beer can

Beer can

Vintage Novelty Cigarette Lighter - Genesee Beer Can (Our 1 Brewery Makes It Best) (16167866172)

Beer Cans

Obolon' beer tin beer cans. Moscow, Russia

Ancre Beer cans at the Musée Européen de la Bière

Dutch beer cans Amstel Grolsch Heineken

Żywiec Jasne Pełne

Żubr Klasyczny

Schwechater Bier

World Beer Awards 2015 Silver

World Beer Awards 2015 Gold

Beer label Union Beer LA
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Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop
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