Sunday, June 26, 2016

Yellow Pig Day

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Apparently another excuse to get drunk and eat cake was required.  And thus, in praise of the number 17, Yellow Pig day was born.

What is the big deal about 17?  Who knows.

It is the sum of four primes and it is prime.

It is odd.  As are all primes save one.


Apparently you need at least 17 clues to solve a Sudoku puzzle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17_(number)


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And now for some pigs...

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Beer Bacon and Bikinis

 

Bikinis Beer and bacon

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The Peoples Republic of Bacon

How to Pork the Apocalypse


The People's Republic Of Pork T-Shirt

The People's Republic Of Pork

 

 

 

 

 

World UFO Day: Take Me To Your Tangerine Tornado

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If Trump becomes leader of the free world space aliens can say:

Take me to your Tangerine Tornado

Take me to your Loud Mouth Lout

Take me to you Bankrupt Billionaire










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What Great Conspiracies Could A President Donald J. Trump Uncover

 

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Donald Trump To Deport All Zombies, Mutants, Leprechauns, Unicorns and Headless Space Aliens! 

 

 

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  Planet X Zombie Eclipse

When the Total Solar Eclipse what will happen?  Take your pick:

1)  Zombie Apocalypse

2)  North Korea attacks

3)  North Korean Zombies attack

4)  Governor Moobeam and the California democrat party aid foreign criminals, ISIS, fake refugees and North Korea in attacking the United States.

5)  Nibiru attacks


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‘Begin panicking’: Sheriff jokes that solar eclipse is ‘the end of life on this planet as we know it’

 

SHOCK CLAIM: Elite preparing for Nibiru apocalypse NEXT YEAR but the rest of us are DOOMED

 

After Aug. 21 eclipse, Earth will be destroyed by rogue planet Nibiru, says iffy doomsayer

 

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Rainbow Zombie Eclipse T-Shirt

 

 

 

 

My Zombie Ate Your Unicorn T-Shirt

 

 

Doomsday Zombie Eclipse T-Shirt

 

 

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Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt








Eat Zombies Before They Eat You T-Shirt


Lightly Used Zombies For Sale T-Shirt



I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt


I Luv Brainz For Dessert T-Shirt


I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Stupid Guy Thing Day

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In my own defense, not everything guys do is stupid.  Consider Beer, Bacon and Bikinis!!!

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Now on with the stupid.

Most of the people who voted for Trump are guys.

The following actually applies to men and women:  If you ever complain that your spouse is the worst or dumbest or whatever in the world, you do you realize that you, super genius, chose to marry that person.  I for one certainly did not make you do it.

Some things are dumb but funny.  For instance, I believe it's mostly guys who think the following is really funny:

Amazon reviews on the banana slicer.

Amazon reviews on horse head and unicorn head masks.

The Journal of Irreproducible Results (It's a perpetual motion machine of laffs)

Bathroom Books.

Canned unicorn meat.

Canned dragon meat.

Trump toilet paper.

Golf balls with Trump's face.

Canned creamed possum.

Blow up dolls.

Hold my beer I got this.

Hold my beer and watch this

What could possibly go wrong?

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As far as I know, most  Darwin Award Winners are guys:.


The guy who attached a rocket to back of a car.

The guy who tried to iron a shirt while still wearing it.

The two guys who thought a lawn mower would make an excellent hedge trimmer.  One of them thought there might be something amiss with the idea but he just couldn't put his finger on it.

The guy who wanted to prove that all the 13th floor windows were unbreakable by running into them at top speed.  One wasn't.

The guy who wanted to prove that all his blasting caps were duds by biting into them.  One wasn't.

Or all the various and sundry drunk guys who that it was a swell idea to get all liquored up and pet every animal in the zoon that had teeth and claws.


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Champion T-Shirt Purple Brains 
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  Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt








National Zombie Day Take A Zombie To Lunch T-Shirt





Zombies Demand Bacon Flavored Brainz T-Shirt 








Eat Zombies Before They Eat You T-Shirt


Lightly Used Zombies For Sale T-Shirt 



I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt


I Luv Brainz For Dessert T-Shirt


I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt 

 

 

 




 

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Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
Texas State Motto:  Hold My Beer:  I Got This T-shirt 
Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop 
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Texas Must End T-Shirt II

Better Drunk Than Wasted T-Shirt

Black Rainbow Tease T-Shirt 

Black And White Rainbow T-Shirt

California Water:  Better Drunk Than Wasted III T-Shirt

California Water Better Drunk Than Wasted II T-Shirt

Steam Punk Have Zombies Will Travel T-Shirt

Rainbow CorkScrew Women's T-Shirt

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The Peoples Republic of Bacon

How to Pork the Apocalypse


The People's Republic Of Pork T-Shirt

The People's Republic Of Pork

 


Tank T-Shirt Hold My Beer 
Texas State Motto:  Hold My Beer:  I Got This T-shirt 
Texas State Slogan: Hold My Beer and Watch This Tanktop 
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