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Imagine what would happen if federal agency had to change their names to reflect what they actually do.

The TSA would become

A) Federal Fondling Facility
B) Government Groping Group

IRS
Spies and Saboteurs

Immigration
    Enabling Foreign Criminals to Invade, Break Laws, Force Submission, and Force Conversion

NSA
Spying on Americans For Fun and Profit

FBI
    We Take Clinton Cash: Bribes R Us!

Government Schools (All public schools, colleges and universities)
    A) Communist Reeducation Camps
B) Perverts instructing deviants
C) Cursing Christianity Caucus
    D) Cursing Capitalism Caucus
    E) Pedigreed perverts teaching your kids to be Bubble Baby, Snowflake Crybullies

Supreme Court
A) We have the US Constitution on toilet paper
B) A collections of bribed traitors, perverts and deviants

Government Supported Activists and Artists

A) They will stop using the constitution for toilet paper only to throw compressed logs made of American flags and copies of the constitution into the fire.

B) All their throw rugs are American flags.

C) Their houses are filled with crucifixes immersed in urine.

The entire progressive government enterprise exists for three reasons

A) Destroy capitalism

B) Destroy Christianity

C) Replace the constitution with Sharia law especially the good parts like:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
18)     The belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
19)     Bribing the Clintons for political favors

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