Sunday, September 11, 2016

Blasphemy Day

Apparently in September Blasphemy Day can be observed in every place except Afghanistan, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia where peaceful and tolerant people will put you to death for blasphemy.


And now for the good news.  Even though blasphemy is illegal in these countries, check out all the stuff that may be  allowed:


1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)      Punishing homosexuals
6)    Murdering homosexuals
7)    Child marriage
8)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
9)      Beating Wives
10)     Forced Marriage
11)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
12)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperone
13)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
14)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
15)     The belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
16)     Virginity Testing
17)     mufa khathat
18)     Rape and marriage with 6 year olds and 9 year olds
19)     taqiyya
20)     tawriya
21)     kitman
22)     muruna
23)     pedophilia
24)     child rape
25)     bestiality
26)     thighing
27)     Antisemitism
28)     Hatred of Jews
29)     Hatred of Israel
30)     Hatred of Israeli Jews
31)     Killing over a cartoon
32)     Hatred of the core American values:  beer, bacon and bikinis.
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The Coming Communist Caliphate

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Do atheists demand the caliphate?

Do atheists seek the caliphate?


If the only faith that ever does anything wrong is say:  religion X and at the same time religion Y is in ascendancy...


Then religion Y will take over.

The left hates Christianity but loves the Caliphate.

For atheists being virulently anti-Christian but absolutely silent about other religions is suicidal mania.

Remember those ISIS guys who were throwing atheists off of roofs?  Is that your idea of peace and tolerance?

Take a look at the some of the latest political movements and marches.  Notice that some prominent Jews refuse to participate in these marches because their leadership contains anti Semites who are not shy about their hatred of Jews.  Why is this important to  atheists?  Let me Google that for you:


Atheists face death in 13 countries, global discrimination: study





Guess what these countries have in common.  I will give you a hint, they do not practice Christianity.  The believe in another religion.  What religion do you suppose that is?







Mauritania Passes Law Mandating Death Penalty for “Blasphemy”







IQ test for atheists:  Which is more important to your long term well being?  Christians who keep handing you those darned pamphlets about saving your soul or an influx of foreigners who think you should executed for being and atheist?  Bonus points if you admit you want the country invaded by foreign criminals and fake refugees because you hate yourself and want to die.



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Friday, November 23, 2018

The Poor, Stupid and Lazy Will Inherit The Earth

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Even if democrats were not invading the United States with fake refugees and foreign criminals;  American born domestic bums, vagrants, hobos, freeloaders, parasites and professional welfare recipients would eventually take over the country because they have more sex and more babies than conservatives.

It may be that capitalism and Christianity will perish from western nations within the next 100 hundred years or so.  

Is there anything conservatives can do about this?   Yes but they won't.  Each male conservative would have to take ten or so wives and keep them all barefoot and pregnant.  All of the children would have to go to private,  conservative schools where no communism or communists are allowed.  This might work in about a hundred years or so or it might not.  Those professional welfare recipients could still  out breed conservatives.  To win, in addition to having about a hundred conservative children each, conservatives would have to adopt every orphaned child in American and eventually every orphaned child on the planet and raise them in strictly conservative orphanages which preach only capitalism and Christianity and which allow no other ideas in the orphanage schools.   Teach the orphans that only capitalism and Christianity got them off the streets and only capitalism and Christianity would keep them off the streets.  So the trick is to use the breeding habits of professional welfare recipients against them.  Take ALL their unwanted children.  Even take the children they would abort-- just pay the mothers to give up the children they would abort for adoption.  

There is only one thing that I know of that could keep this plan from working.  That is if the conservatives truly are the party of racism.  Many if not most of the orphaned children in the US and around the world with be black and brown.  Assuming the training and education program set up in the orphanage schools is competently designed and delivered conservatives will have the army of reliable conservatives who will vote for conservative candidates in elections.  But they will not be Caucasian.  If this is not a problem then you will have a fighting chance at having capitalism and Christianity survive in at least the Americas.  Europe may already be a lost cause.






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