Saturday, November 19, 2016

Absurdity Day & False Confession Day & All Our Uncles are Monkeys Day

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I am mostly gonna concentrate on False Confession Day and the rest will take care of it self


1)  False confession:  Harry Reid confesses that he is not a bribed, communist traitor liar.

2)  False confession:  George Soros confesses that he does not want to see America invaded, destroyed and mauled by goat raping pedophiles.

3)  False confession:  Hillary Clinton confesses that she is not a crook who sold the office of Secretary of State for quick cash

4)  False confession:  Donald Trump confesses that he has a greater attention span and greater intelligence than a rabid weasel on a caffeine binge.

5)  False confession:  The followers of the rabid left confess that they actually do understand what would happen if they tried this shit in downtown Islamabad and Riyadh.  Namely they would be dead.

6)  False confession:  The LGBT community confesses that they actually do understand what would happen if they marched down main street in Islamabad and Riyadh and encouraged the public to come out of the closet.  Namely they would be murdered.

7)    False confession:  Western feminists confess that they actually do understand what would happen if they marched down main street in Islamabad and Riyadh and encouraged women to try beer, bacon and bikinis if they really wanted to.  Namely they would be raped and then murdered.

8)    False confession:  Western atheists confess that they actually do understand what would happen if they marched down main street in Islamabad and Riyadh and encouraged the populace to recognize the intellectual superiority of atheism.  Namely they would be murdered.

9)  False confession:  Barack Hussein Obama confesses that he is not a foreign born,  Manchurian Marxist Muslim.


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