Fruitcake: Need we say more?
Roasted camel: A middle eastern delicacy--of sorts.
Ribbon candy--more of that grandma candy that even she doesn't like so she makes you eat it.
Marzipan--you can have my share.
Shrimp Christmas tree--let's just say that I didn't like shrimp before seeing that, that thing...
Frozen fruitcake salad: You will swear someone is trying to feed you the cat's vomit.
Vegetable and Tuna Jell-O Wreath: AKA: Ring of Death
Mincemeat: What if we make a rule that whatever food happens in England, stays in England. And as far as eating it--let's just say we didn't. No blood pudding please. And nothing from their neighbors like haggis neither.
St Lucia eye bread: You poor bastard. You are gonna think I made up a holiday bread that is supposed to resemble the ripped out eyeballs of a saint--until you look it up.
Green Been Casserole: Fish face of Star Wars fame said it best--It's a trap!
And now for the year around disgusting dishes. And yes, millions if not more eat this crap:
Altogether now: Maggoty cheese, Maggoty cheese, maggots in my cheese! Yes, there's cheese that people actually eat with live maggots in it.
Fish sperm. Yes. No. Yes there are people who eat it. No, I won't
Tuna eyballs
Ant eggs
Jellied moose nose
Dog meat
Corn fungus
Locust
Sheep's head
Roasted goat
Live baby octopus
Anything with the word "stink" such as "stink heads" which is kind of rotted fish
Bat paste: sorrow caped crusader. But some say you tasted good.
Bat soup
Fried brains
Ant larvae
Birds nest soup
Tarantula
Duck embryos
Rotted seal
100 and 1000 year old eggs (not really that old but old)
Pig blood
Pig's blood pancakes
Pig's blood pudding
Ox penis
Insects and worms
Chicken feet
Blood sausage
Grasshoppers
Wasp crackers
Grubs
Snails
Coffee from a monkey's butt
Fish eggs
Stink bugs
Worms
Horse meat
Frogs legs
Kangeroo
Crocodile
Fried snake
Bull testicles
Yak penis
Snake heart
Bush meat
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