Maximum Chaos is a more of a concept than an actual candidate.
He doesn't really care who wins.
He just wants maximum chaos
What Maximum Chaos would accept for the next election
1) Hillary Clinton enters democrat primaries at the last minute declaring that Bernie Sanders is doing it all wrong
2) The Vladamir Putin/ Kim Jung-un write in ticket appears on New York and California ballots. Both states enable and encourage foreign criminals to vote
illegally in US elections so putting foreigners on the ballot is in character for both states.
3) Michelle Obama/ Condelezza Rice ticket because: Bet you didn't see that coming
4) Trump arrests all house democrats who voted for impeachment and charges them with an attempted coup.
5) Bernie declares that all elections are null and void and ushers in the Communist Caliphate. All women must wear hijabs and all men must pledge allegiance to the
United States of Bernie. All property is now state owned. All current home owners are marched out of their houses naked and tossed into the sea. Only
people not born in the US are allowed to live in any house. No one born in the US is allowed to buy or sell anything (except Bernie of course). When asked what those
who were born in the US are supposed to do Bernie sez: Die you bourgeois muther effers.
6) An underaged minor runs for president. Although this cannot be legally done the electorate has shown the tendency to believe anything that comes out the mouth of
inexperienced, brainwashed, spoiled, privileged and ignorant children. Anyone with a weak argument that loses immediately when exposed directly to adults should use a child as a human
sock puppet to voice his argument and then destroy anyone who would argues against the child as being and evil meany who hates children.
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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS in the corner of your son's bedroom
Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos
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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS in the corner of your son's bedroom
Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos
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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?
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