Sunday, November 1, 2020

2023 Predictions

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The following is a fictional fantasy  about a dream about an opinion about a movie script about a book idea about a joke. 




The People's Republic of Woke Marxists Provinces will replace the name "United States of America".  The old name was declared to be racist.


It was a government by the liars, of the liars and for the liars.  Hyperbole was hip.  Both the purse puppy main stream media and all politicians at every level lied


about everything all the time.  The best and biggest liars won all arguments and decided what would happen that day.


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China invaded Taiwan and when the People's Republic of Woke Marxists complained China demanded all that borrowed money back--Now.  The US paid up in gold.


The world dropped the dollar and took up the yuan.  Everyone everywhere demanded that the Woke Republic pay up in yuan that the Woke Republic did not have.


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The Woke Republic had been weakened but China, Russia, Iran and North Korea ventured to weaken it further still.


Each of these nations revealed that they had tampered with California elections by collectively rushing 1 million people fresh off the boats and having them vote illegally 


using stolen ballots and stolen IDs.  Objective observers would one day point out that Trump lost fair and square and that this cheating was done in a state  that never would have voted for Trump in a million years.  But the damage was done.  The legitimacy of the Biden election win was credibly called into question.


It was then revealed and proved that the election officials in all blue states had taken bribes.  Again, the election outcome was not affected but the process was forever tainted.  



Biden and his democrat congress first blamed Trump and the republicans for running a corrupt election.  Then the Biden Buddies sought to buy the people's confidence by printing money like it was going out of style.


The Woke Republic printed $100 trillion bills before declaring itself insolvent.  At this point the economy of the  Woke Republic had to look up from the gutter to see Mexico and Venezuela towering overhead.


All undocumented aliens fled to Canada.  There was no work and the money was worthless.  The worthless money was called AOC TP in honor of that idiot who thought government created wealth.   (If government can create wealth then North Korea is the world's richest country--right?)   People were standing in line for meals  composed of insects and grass.  


There were no rats.  People ate all the rats.


All suspect races, classes, millionaires and billionaires were rounded up into camps, slaughtered and eaten.


The bible was banned as hate speech and removed from all motels.  Only non Christian religious texts were allowed anywhere.  All churches were confiscated by the Woke Republic.


Christianity was banned as racist hate incarnate.


All statues and monuments 100 years old or older were declared racist and destroyed.


Huge solar and wind farms were built all around the country and the gas, oil and coal industries were destroyed and eliminated.


The nation was plunged into darkness when a combination of freak windless weather and smoke and ash from suddenly erupting volcanoes meant there was no light for the solar panels and since the wind stopped blowing so the wind mills did not turn.


All dogs and cats were killed and eaten.


300 mile an hour bullet trains were built from sea to shining sea.  They ran around empty since there was no work and no one could afford  even the subsidized tickets to ride them.


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White Wednesday women from Iran contacted western feminists in the Woke Republic.  The western feminists ratted out the White Wednesday women  to the Iranian government and all the White Wednesday women were all killed.  All western feminists converted and disbanded.


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The pope converted and stepped down.





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Ok.  Okay.  Maybe they didn't convert.  Maybe they were all bribed.


Or maybe allegiance to a dead white male named Karl trumps everything else.....


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(PS...By the way, there are consequences to telling a bunch of immature individuals you will let them have their way if they break and burn enough things and make enough threats.....)

(PSS...And, in addition...there are consequences to telling a bunch of immature and ignorant individuals that anything they want to do in pursuit of  say the magic feces of some dead white male named Karl, is justified and justifiable....)

(PSSS...If you take a billion dollars and split it 7.8 billions ways each person gets less than a dollar and you can only do that once and then the billion dollars is gone.  There are consequences of having a school system that purposefully produces people too stupid to understand that.....)


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So that was a  fictional fantasy about a joke about a dream about an opinion about a movie script about a book idea. 


Resemblances are purely coincidental.  No gerbils were harmed.








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