Will North Korea Attack Guam On August 21st or 9/11?

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Everyone fears that Little Fatty will hit us with nukes.

In reality I think he will attack us with naked female clones riding mutant unicorns.

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Trump's Best Options: A Nobel Peace Prize for North Korean Dictator

 

Dear North Koreans

 

When Will North Korea Attack with Naked Clones On Unicorns?

  

Will North Korea Attack During Eclipse? 

 

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Eat Your Pet And Save The Earth

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It's not enough to eat bugs to save the planet.  You must now eat your pets as well.

You can probably find some delicious recipes for puppy and kitten tacos online.


Damn dog had it coming.

And the cat was just asking for it.

Is owning a pet really worse for the environment than driving an SUV?

 

 

The truth about cats’ and dogs’ environmental impact

 

The hidden environmental costs of dog and cat food

 

U.S. pets are responsible for 30% of the environmental impact of meat eating 

 

Now if only we could get Al Gore to stop eating meat.  And to stop flying around in private planes.  And to own only one house.  And to use ONLY twice as much energy as a normal person.  After all, he's better than you deserves to use more energy than you.  But not 34 times more than you....

 

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Will North Korea Attack During Eclipse?

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Or will Little Fatty wait until 9/11 to launch missiles at us?

Here's hope The Idiot in Chief has a seal team ready to rock Little Fatty to sleep with the fishes and a MOAB slipping pill in case the little tyke gets fussy.


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Trump's Best Options: A Nobel Peace Prize for North Korean Dictator

 

Dear North Koreans

 

When Will North Korea Attack with Naked Clones On Unicorns?

 

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