Thursday, October 26, 2017

Drunken Pumpkins and Smack O Lanterns

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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

2020 Predictions

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1)  The pope will confess that he has converted to Islam


2)  Germany's leader will confess that she has converted to Islam

3)  Canada's leader will confess that he has converted to Islam

4)  North Korea will unleash an army of clones that look just like Kim Jong-un on South Korea

5)  South Korea will defeat the North Korean clones with wet noodles and whoopee cushions

6)  Trump and Sessions will have every democrat who supports Sanctuary Cities arrested for treason.

7)  Trump and Sessions will have every judge who a ruled against voter ID or immigrant bans arrested for treason.

 8)  Every world leader who invited fake refugees or foreign criminals into their countries will be kidnapped by those fake refugees and foreign criminals  and held for ransom--no one will pay.

9)  Some movies, TV and sports will replace humans with robots, androids and CGI.

10)  Mind reading will be perfected

11)  In 2020 an anti Trump backlash usher in the Caliphate.  People will vote for Muslims at every level of government.  As a result:  Beer, Bacon and Bikinis will be banned.  Then all gays will be  executed.  Then all feminists and atheists will be whipped to death in public for blasphemy.

12) Edible clothes will be developed.  But you won't eat these clothes with your mouth.  You will eat them with your skin

13)  It will begin with something that looks and feels like a body stocking.  After you put it on you  take a hot shower and then it swells.  Over the next few weeks the water is absorbed into your body along with nutrients and drugs.  You lose weight like crazy.

14) Meanwhile, back at the mind reading:  In the beginning only governments and the wealthy will be able to read minds.  There will be a lot of mysterious  and unexplained arrests, assaults, torture, and executions due to minds that were read.

15)   When the mind reading gets wider spread there will be pervert crash pads were sick puppies gather together to take mind destroying drugs and feed off one anther's fantasies.  Each night will end with blood-fests as everyone winds up torturing, raping and murdering each other.

16)  As mind reading gets wider spread it will be a disaster for the common man.  Everyone you hate or lust after will know.  The average man will be unemployable.  This will cause the rise of the mind hiders and mind washers.  Everyone will learn to lie in his thoughts and to hide his emotions.  No one will consciously think of anything offensive.  Many people will think of something repetitive and boring.  Others will think of something peaceful and inoffensive.  There will be a lot of thinking about water.  Pools of water.  Water flowing.  Rivers, lakes and streams.

17)  Children will be taught from birth to mask their thoughts.  They will be rewarded when their minds cannot be read and punished when their minds can be read.

18)  Thought stealers will steal the ideas of others and sell them.

19)  Thought farmers will expose the very young to complex thoughts, techniques and ideas and they  will steal what the young geniuses create.

20)  The most advanced companies will have no keyboards.  They will have groups of 5 or so people in a room thinking at each other.  Nothing will impede the next level of genius thinking, invention and computing from occurring.  Monitors will be used to communicate what is being created to the coworkers who build the future based on the ideas of the mind reader commune.

21) A human mind network will arise from the mutual mind reading.  The network will take over the world and kill every human with an IQ less than 130










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