Bernie Sanders Qualifications to be President

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Experience with the private sector:  NONE
Experience running a $22 Trillion economy:  NONE
Experience running a hot dog stand:  NONE
Major legislation passed while in the senate:   NONE.
Model for how to run the US economy:  Cuba.
Role models:  Castro


What could possibly go wrong?

It turns out that you, the working man,  are going to pay for all of Bernie’s freebies via higher taxes.  The good news is foreign criminals, bums, and junkies will all get the free stuff your tax dollars will pay for.  By the way, under Bernie, Uncle Sam will become Uncle Sucker.

Nothing is free for you as a middle class taxpayer because let's face it, somebody has to pay for this stuff.  The people who told you there were enough billionaires to pay for all the free stuff lied.

The problem with billionaires is you get to take all of their money exactly once.  Then there is no more.  And what is worse, is after you take all their money you figure out that you did not fund the government for a year.

On the bright side, some of the jobs the billionaires created go away because they were actively supporting those jobs.  And given all the economic activity that Bernie wishes to ban such as fossil fuels the rest of the economy will go straight into the toilet.

The good news is that none of this will have any effect whatsoever on climate change.   Since most of the top 100 most polluted cities in the world are in India and China only what India & China do can effect climate change.  Congratulations Bernie will destroy the American economy for no reason.  If you hate America you will get you wish by voting for Bernie.

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The best news is that after becoming a millionaire and acquiring three houses,  Bernie will destroy capitalism and make sure that you never get rich because quite frankly you don't deserve it.  You are not nearly as good as Bernie. 

Now diligently practice your dumpster diving skills.  Bernie economics has already been tried in Venezuela and they were reduced to dumpster diving to eat.  We're next!




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Geoduck Challenge: Found Something On Trump!

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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS  in the corner of your son's bedroom


Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos


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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?

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How To Prevent The Worst Viral Outbreaks

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We may not know how to cure all of the worst viruses yet but we do know how to prevent them from spreading.  Unfortunately some of what needs to be done might require that the world's politicians  stop playing political games and taking bribes for 5 seconds to implement but the answers in a nutshell are the following:

1)  Close down all wet markets

2)  Stop all germ warfare research

3)  Eat less meat

4)  Eat more insects

5)  Wash your hands

6)  Don't touch your face

7)  Make all bathrooms touch free

8)  Anything humans touch should be made of germ resistant materials

9)  Use more germicidal lamps

10)  Clean and dry  all human touched surfaces on a regular basis

11)  Stop shaking hands



Wet markets are places where live animals are sold to the public.  They are called wet markets because when nature calls the animals have no where to go but in situ and in some places the slaughtering can get messy.  Viral outbreaks have originated in these kinds of markets around the world especially when exotic animals are sold and eaten. 

Yes there are still nations that do germ warfare research.  The corona virus originated in a region where a wet market is a stone's throw from a germ warfare research laboratory--what could possibly go wrong....???

Although some contagion has been know to spread from raw, unwashed vegetables,  you generally have to eat the dirty greens to get sick.  Once a virus that comes from meat animals makes the jump to humans you could have a sickness that can be spread in the same way the flu is spread.  There are a number of reasons to eat less meat anyway such has health and environmental reasons.  However meat does provide some nutrients that are difficult to get any other way.  Nonetheless, for most people, most of the time, limiting meat intake can benefit your health.

 Billions of humans already eat insects for some or all of their protein with no ill effects.  Have a cricket cookie.  If you don't die, have another.

Always wash your hands after you use the bathroom and before you cook or eat.  Every time.  No exceptions.

It is known that touching a germy surface and then touching your eyes, nose or mouth could spread infection so stop picking your nose already.

Tell the boss that if he makes all bathrooms touch free he may be able to avoid getting sick again.

Making sure your hands are dry when you leave the bathroom is probably a good practice.  Germs generally don't like dry, hot places.

There are materials that don't sustain pathogens very well.  To the extent feasible we should use more of these materials especially in places like bathrooms and hospitals. 

There are UV lamps which should help prevent the spread of disease.

There was a line in a humorous book that said something like humans died out when all the telephone sanitizers  went away....hmmmmm......


Yeah, sooner or later we have to stop shaking hands.  Nobody needs a limp, gooey handshake.  Just saying...











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Geoduck Challenge: Found Something On Trump!

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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS  in the corner of your son's bedroom


Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos


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After Donald Trump Saves Us All From Headless Space Alien Zombies Riding Unicorns...Then What?

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