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1) President Eric Garcetti is warm & welcoming towards bums, vagrants and hobos. He declares "Thanks for pooping Day" in honor of every time a bum deposits used needles and human feces in front of an elementary school.
2) After stealing 70% for all California elections & not getting caught, California democrats work out a way to steal 100% of all national elections and they extracted the customary promise from the main stream media to not only praise the theft on the left but, in addition, act as bag men and go betweens for any bribery, theft or generalized corruption that will be involved.
3) Governor Gavin TaxThem presides over a new 70% state income tax which is proudly dubbed the "socialist tax" by media and rank and file democrats alike. It will be used to pay for the health care of everyone in Mexico.
4) When right wingers take over Europe on the anti foreign rapist ticket they kick out all foreign men and in the future they only accept childless, disease free females who pass a chromosome test and are between the ages of 19 and 29. Anyone not a citizen caught criticizing the government is immediately deported. Even critical tourists are immediately kicked out of the country.
5) All third world governments will confiscate all water collecting, purification and gathering devices donated by crowdfunding & destroy them. Then these governments will ration water and charge the poor for clean water rations.
6) North Korea will use a radical blind pig Design of Experiments method using every existing substance on earth against every know disease on earth and they will thereby cure the top 100 diseases and plague mankind. All known substances includes not only all drugs and all possible combinations of those drugs but in addition every substance on earth from fermented food to wood fungus to the hair and skin cells of every human and animal on earth and even all garbage including yard waste feces---they will try EVERYTHING. And they will try every possible combination of everything. They will use computers and machine learning to get to the most likely combinations first. For the skeptics the North Koreans will point out they did not try every possible substance in the universe. They only tried substances produced by nature on earth.
7) North Korea will become the first world medical super power. They will make trillions because only they will be able to do "impossible" medicine. They will have to give up nukes and political prisoners but who needs nukes or jailed dissidents when you have more than enough money to buy all the friends and good will you could ever want.
8) North Korea will clone ever world leader and famous scientist from the pass 1000 years and force the to maturity so they have a dozen teenage Einsteins & Newtons running around doing math and physics for them.
9) In the west, all public activities where chromosomally female humans used to be involved will be usurped by chromosomally male human who identify as women. Sports, modeling, dating, marriage--everything.
10) It will be revealed that all popular and powerful men who appeared to marry unattractive and even mannish looking women actually married men who identified as women.
11) It will be revealed that all professional sports are rigged
12) It will be revealed that all elections are rigged
13) It will be revealed that all of reality is just a simulation. But since there's nothing we can do to affect the simulation we will all continue to behave as though it were all real.
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WTF & LOL 2019 Future Predictions
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