Saturday, April 29, 2017

Stick A Food Shaming Vibrating Fork In Your Mouth

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With the exception of my tooth brush, I try not to stick vibrating things in my mouth.  But then, I did not vote for Obama, or Hillary or even Venezuela Bernie.

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I Ate With a Food-Shaming Fork for a Week

 

A vibrating smart fork might not help you lose weight after all

 

 Happy Fork, Happy Dork!

 

 

The Hapifork: An Annoying Utensil That You Will Never Buy

 

 

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Well, you could smear peanut butter on a battery powered dildo and suck on it but I don't think you would lose weight that way.  But maybe that's just me.

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Don't Be An April A....Fool

 

BernieLand and Living the Socialist Dream: Arrested for Baking Brownies

 

Digital Dementia

 

What Causes Islamophobia?

 

Dildoes Hacked! 

 

Be Nice To Him Or He Will Kill You 

 

 

Obama & The Fabulous Man Candy 

 

 

 

Things Only The Million Naked Progressives March Can Teach Me 

 

Lying About Climate Change Is Killing Millions 

 

Bikini Test Immigration Ban 

 

Paying for Trump's Wall And Deporting Foreign Criminals is Easy 

 

The Bacon Identity. The Bacon Supremacy. The Bacon Ultimatum. 

 

Camel Urine is the Breakfast of Champions 

 

Give the Statue Of Liberty to Saudi Arabia

 

Government By Adult Tantrum

 

 

Lost Between The Vulcan Mind Meld And the Jedi MInd Trick

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Somewhere Between The Vulcan Mind Meld And the Jedi Mind Trick Marxist western feminists must have gotten lost.  Dazed and confused they eagerly join a million pussy march against someone somewhere who vaguely might have said something but can't lift a finger to help third world women being raped and murder under the oppression that is Sharia law:


1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)      Punishing homosexuals
6)    Murdering homosexuals
7)    Child marriage
8)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
9)      Beating Wives
10)     Forced Marriage
11)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
12)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperone
13)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
14)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
15)     The belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
16)     Virginity Testing
17)     mufa khathat
18)     Rape and marriage with 6 year olds and 9 year olds
19)     taqiyya
20)     tawriya
21)     kitman
22)     muruna
23)     pedophilia
24)     child rape
25)     bestiality
26)     thighing
27)     Antisemitism
28)     Hatred of Jews
29)     Hatred of Israel
30)     Hatred of Israeli Jews
31)     Killing over a cartoon
32)     Hatred of the core American values:  beer, bacon and bikinis.

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Don't Be An April A....Fool

 

BernieLand and Living the Socialist Dream: Arrested for Baking Brownies

 

Digital Dementia

 

What Causes Islamophobia?

 

Dildoes Hacked! 

 

Be Nice To Him Or He Will Kill You 

 

 

Obama & The Fabulous Man Candy 

 

 

 

Things Only The Million Naked Progressives March Can Teach Me 

 

Lying About Climate Change Is Killing Millions 

 

Bikini Test Immigration Ban 

 

Paying for Trump's Wall And Deporting Foreign Criminals is Easy 

 

The Bacon Identity. The Bacon Supremacy. The Bacon Ultimatum. 

 

Camel Urine is the Breakfast of Champions 

 

Give the Statue Of Liberty to Saudi Arabia

 

Government By Adult Tantrum


Saturday, April 22, 2017

Lord of the Losers, King of Nothing, Ruler of Nowhere

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They say you should start with where you are and begin with what you have.  But suppose you are nobody and you are nowhere and you have nothing.  Well if that were really true you could not read these words.  It's probably truer to say you are not where you want to be  doing what you want to be doing having what you want to have.

The slots  where rich people make skads of money and get oodles of money for scratching their asses are taken and the line to get those slots is about a million deep.

Son, you gonna need another plan.

Have you helped a loser today?  Have you scoured the internet to find people who believe what you believe and who are not doing well?  Have you encouraged one or more of these perfect strangers in some way?  Imagine if Twitter and Facebook were so full of nobodies encouraging losers and the hate speech from the left and the right was drowned out.   It's like I said on other occasions.  If a million losers gave you a dollar each what would you have?     Can you do or say something that a loser somewhere would find valuable to him?  Could you do or say this valuable thing while expecting nothing in return?   Maybe we are not rich and famous because doing so would take hard work.  Hard work like finding something that a million losers would be attracted too and would find valuable and worth their time...

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Secret Seekers Seek Secret Lovers?

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I Heart Zombies T-Shirt














I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  *****


Don't Be An April A....Fool

 

BernieLand and Living the Socialist Dream: Arrested for Baking Brownies

 

Digital Dementia

 

What Causes Islamophobia?

 

Dildoes Hacked! 

 

Be Nice To Him Or He Will Kill You 

 

 

Obama & The Fabulous Man Candy 

 

 

 

Things Only The Million Naked Progressives March Can Teach Me 

 

Lying About Climate Change Is Killing Millions 

 

Bikini Test Immigration Ban 

 

Paying for Trump's Wall And Deporting Foreign Criminals is Easy 

 

The Bacon Identity. The Bacon Supremacy. The Bacon Ultimatum. 

 

Camel Urine is the Breakfast of Champions 

 

Give the Statue Of Liberty to Saudi Arabia

 

Government By Adult Tantrum