Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Bernie Sanders Qualifications to be President

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Experience with the private sector:  NONE
Experience running a $22 Trillion economy:  NONE
Experience running a hot dog stand:  NONE
Major legislation passed while in the senate:   NONE.
Model for how to run the US economy:  Cuba.
Role models:  Castro


What could possibly go wrong?

It turns out that you, the working man,  are going to pay for all of Bernie’s freebies via higher taxes.  The good news is foreign criminals, bums, and junkies will all get the free stuff your tax dollars will pay for.  By the way, under Bernie, Uncle Sam will become Uncle Sucker.

Nothing is free for you as a middle class taxpayer because let's face it, somebody has to pay for this stuff.  The people who told you there were enough billionaires to pay for all the free stuff lied.

The problem with billionaires is you get to take all of their money exactly once.  Then there is no more.  And what is worse, is after you take all their money you figure out that you did not fund the government for a year.

On the bright side, some of the jobs the billionaires created go away because they were actively supporting those jobs.  And given all the economic activity that Bernie wishes to ban such as fossil fuels the rest of the economy will go straight into the toilet.

The good news is that none of this will have any effect whatsoever on climate change.   Since most of the top 100 most polluted cities in the world are in India and China only what India & China do can effect climate change.  Congratulations Bernie will destroy the American economy for no reason.  If you hate America you will get you wish by voting for Bernie.

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The best news is that after becoming a millionaire and acquiring three houses,  Bernie will destroy capitalism and make sure that you never get rich because quite frankly you don't deserve it.  You are not nearly as good as Bernie. 

Now diligently practice your dumpster diving skills.  Bernie economics has already been tried in Venezuela and they were reduced to dumpster diving to eat.  We're next!




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