Monday, May 30, 2016

Migraine Awareness Month and National Accordion Awareness Month

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Speaking of throwing a sack full of scalded cats in the river:  It's National Accordion Awareness Month.

Perhaps not coincidentally, it's also Migraine Awareness Month.

Well the good news is, I suppose, that at some point they have to run out of other people's cats.

The bad news is that someone might start in on the dogs or whats worse:  Play the accordion.

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National Moonshine Day

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True American values are Beer, Bacon, and Bikinis!

We should not accept anyone into this great nation unless they can wholeheartedly and without reservation embrace and participate in these values.  Accept not substitutes!!!

Booze has been a part of Americana even when it was prohibited.  Hence the celebration of bootleg liquor, white lightning and moonshine. 


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Sunday, May 22, 2016

Victimhood Is The New American Dream

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   Once you get yourself declared an officially sanctioned victim in the United States you can do no wrong.  Seriously: Rape, racism, and murder--even the politically incorrect murdering of gays for being gay--is all permitted if you get yourself declared a victim.  Hell liberals will even sacrifice the safety of little girls in bathrooms if you just get progressives to agree that not having access to vulnerable females makes you a victim.  Liberals will force teenage girls to shower with aggressive males to "protect" pedophiles who claim to "identify as women."

But how do democrats decide who is a victim and who is not?  One vast, vast advantage that liberals, progressives, democrats and socialists have over conservatives is they are never embarrassed or reluctant to say or do anything for political expediency.  No other reason is required.  Liberals have two overriding goals.  The destruction of capitalism and the destruction of Christianity.  They do not mind bedding down with anyone at anytime as long as these two goals are advanced.

For liberals the law of supply and demand is repealed if it allows them to advance the destruction of capitalism and Christianity.    So liberals are more than happy to declare million of foreign criminals (undocumented democrats) as victims and to give them welfare, healthcare and the jobs of poor, black Americans even though the law of supply and demand says that this action must drive down wages and benefits for legal Americans.  And as in all things, liberals then claim these lower wages and benefits which they brought about by aiding and abetting illegal aliens is an "economic crime"  which requires a government solution such as increasing the minimum wage to a trillion dollars and hour.  By the way recent college grads, the law of supply and demand says if you flood the market with cheap  skilled or unskilled labor from Mexico and India, that means there will be no jobs for legal Americans who just graduated from college.  Fortunately for you democrats repealed the law of supply and demand.


Liberals are even willing to accept the actions of rape refugees in Europe and to invite them to bring their raping ways to the United States.  For progressive, fake "refugees" are welcome "victims" as long as they promise bring their intolerance and hatred for Beer, Bacon, Bikinis, capitalism and Christianity with them.   And as long as they remain unvettable and unscreened.  We wouldn't want to check for terrorist leanings--that might be hurtful.   For all of that  liberals will ignore all of this:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.

Also, the belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.

Progressives and their fellow travelers--such as the pope--have a much lower tolerance for errors committed by capitalist and Christian nations than for those that practice other religions and forms of government.   For instance, billionaire nations that share religion, language and culture with the fake "refugees" can do nothing to help with impunity but if western nations balk and being invaded and taken over by the members of the world's most intolerant religion then they are branded as racist and evil.

One of the best things about being a victim is that it requires no special talent.  You don't even have to lie particularly well.  Fake and weak ass lies will do as long as you are willing to perform acts and say things that threaten Christianity and capitalism.  In fact, being stupid and lazy are almost prerequisites for being a modern day American victim.  If you sound like an intelligent person who knows what he is talking about this marks you as a person of "privilege" and not a victim.  You must be stupid enough to vote for those who profess economically illiterate ideas, such as:  "Vote for me and get free stuff!!!",  to be a truly useful idiot and a good victim.  


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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Hold My Beer and Watch This vs Hold My Beer I Got This

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day

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I thought it was put a pillow IN your fridge day.  Ruh Row!

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Oh Ye of little pillows....
They call them throw pillows but if you throw a rock hard, ice cold pillow at an unprotected noggin an attempted homicide charge may ensue!!!!

World Goth Day

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Death to fashion?

Death fashion?

I read somewhere, probably Wikipedia, that Goth came out of Victorian mourning clothes and rebellion against Disco.

It's Mourning in America!!!!

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