Resolve This! New Year's Resolutions
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Resolving:
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1) I resolve to send condoms, birth control pills, free vasectomies and free tubal ligation to the third world. This is the true solution to any and all "refugee crisis". More sex and fewer babies. Your welcome.
2) I resolve to tell the world the truth about climate change.
3) California democrats resolve to get gratitude from bums and criminals for all they have done--the bums and crooks comply by breaking in to democrat houses and robbing them blind
4) Donald Trump vows to tweet even more next year
5) I resolve to stop identifying as a horny toad
6) I resolve to bite off fewer chicken heads
7) I resolve to lick fewer toads
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Mug
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