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Touchless Technology Will Surely Save Us

If your boss refuses touchless techology fire him

Touchless Toilets Are only the beginning.

To defeat future viruses we need a world where, as much as possible, we don't touch anything.

How about an invisible face mask?

Technology that warns you if you are getting too densely packed in public

Technology that turns green if a surface is clean and red if it is not.

Hands free technology

Virtual Keyboards

Gesture recognition

Portable UV lights so that you can sanitize any surface before you touch it.

Surfaces made of materials that kill, or disable or inhibit viruses and bacteria on contact.

The infamous "telephone sanitzers" of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fame made flesh roaming about our airports, bathrooms, grocery stores and offices sanitizing all touchable surfaces at least once per hour.

Fewer face to face and more virtual meetings.

When we re-open the economy institutional settings should seem like armed camps. It should be so difficult to get into an institutional setting that most people won't bother to do it. When I say difficult I mean full testing for temperature, antibodies and testing for the live viruses itself should be done for anyone even the lawn mower man at every old folks home, hospital and prison. Everyone, doctors, nurses, guards, delivery men, etc should be checked and turned away if infected. The goal should be no more old people will die of a contracted virus on our watch. If the virus can't get in than no one inside the setting will catch it. Any infection from that point on means a perimeter failure has occurred. Lock down until the breach is found and fixed. Everyone in an institutional setting wears a face covering, including where possible, patients and inmates and visitors and employees--everyone. Everything gets disinfected and wiped down with either disposable or disinfected cleaning materials every time before use.

The world outside of institutional settings will have everyone masked up and maintaining social distancing but nothing more than that will be required. Smart stores will disinfect regularly and test employees before their shift begins but this may not be mandatory. Face coverings and social distance will be mandatory.

If places like say, dental offices can do a quick check whilst doing blood pressure readings that might be helpful as well but not mandatory.

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Q-Kits: Quarantine Kits.. Green Raw Deal

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Q-Kits will be customize-able gift baskets for the people like:

1) The Eco-Terrorists:
That guy who is always lecturing everybody about going green who never seems to find the time or energy to change his own life in any way.
Give the gift of the Green Raw Deal. The gift of edible worms.

2) The Unpreprepared Prepper:

Dude is always preaching the Apocalypse but seems totally unprepared to wipe his own butt when the lights go out

So you can use these customizable gift baskets for bug out bags, gag gifts, revenge gifts, lecture gifts, guilt gifts, whatever.

3) Care packages for shut-ins and the Quarantined.

4) Grift bag:

For those who borrow but never give back. For the parasites and takers in your life.

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Reusable Toilet Paper:

https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Reusable-Unpaper-Washable-Friendly/dp/B07L23DSCN

2. Do it yourself hand sanitizer:

https://www.amazon.com/girfriend-gardener-succulent-cactus-planter/dp/B0842YYL5L/ref=sr_1_13?dchild=1&keywords=aloe+cactus&qid=1585390403&s=handmade&sr=1-13

3. MREs

https://www.amazon.com/Ready-Genuine-Military-Surplus-Assorted/dp/B072323YNL/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2X9M7T4VDKM96&dchild=1&keywords=mre%27s+meals+ready+to+eat+military&qid=1585390666&sprefix=MRE%2Caps%2C159&sr=8-7

4. Powdered eggs

https://www.amazon.com/Whole-Egg-Powder-16-ZIN/dp/B07CJVN111/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=powdered+eggs&qid=1585390719&sr=8-5

5. Cricket cookies

https://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Chirps-Cricket-Cookie-Regular/dp/B01N6UR3XX/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=cricket+cookies&qid=1585390788&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUE5NzNBUzI3T1ZCN1UmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTAzNDg5NTgxMjVTNlJJS1QxT0FTJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA1Mjk3OThHWFcyWE1SQTJJQlgmd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

6. Scorpion in a can

https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Armor-Tail-Scorpions-can/dp/B01AYD54AS/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+scorpions&qid=1585390856&sr=8-4

7. Worms

https://www.amazon.com/Assorted-Flavors-American-Roasted-Mealworms/dp/B0778ZB8GJ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Sampler-Scorpions-Crickets/dp/B01CH3RVEA/ref=sr_1_10?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-10

https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Chocolate-Covered-Super-Worms/dp/B072J9QXXD/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-2

https://www.amazon.com/Hotlix-Larvets-BBQ/dp/B0045FEL92/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-3

https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Insects-Crickets-Silkworms/dp/B00LYEHEWI/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=food+edible+worms&qid=1585390941&sr=8-4

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Geoduck Challenge: Found Something On Trump!

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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS in the corner of your son's bedroom

Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos

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