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Conservatives should stop trying to convince liberals and progressives that the economy needs to be reopened.

Instead, conservatives in red states should go ahead and reopen their economies and let the commies, whoops I mean democrats stay indoors in the commie, whoops I mean democrat states.

In fact conservatives should tell the National Socialists, whoops I mean democrats, that things are even scarier than ever outside and they will die instantly from Winnie the Flu Cooties should they venture outside. Best you National Socialists, whoops I mean democrats, stay indoors for two more years.

Let the National Socialists, whoops I mean democrats, control the Twitter world through virtual signaling. Let conservative republicans control the real world through capitalist economics.

Now along with the economy conservative need to do a few more things to cement their control of the real, physical world. Conservative need to move about 5 million or so conservative republicans from California and New York to Vermont and Delaware. Take over these states and turn them from blue to red so that the republican majority in senate become permanent and so that no Bernies or Crazy Uncle Joes can ever arise again.

Another thing conservatives must do on their way to developing herd immunity is to deal with acceptable losses. Some older, sicker republicans will die from this strategy but as truly rational people have already figured out, the regular, normal flu kills thousands every year and yet we do not run and hide from it.

Reopen: Yes. But heed the lessons learned by others:
Until there is an effective vaccine:

1) Face coverings should be mandatory in public
2) Anything that looks like a crowded New York subway is bad--no crowds
3) Maintain social distancing.
4) Hot and humid kills the virus so let people go to the beach but urge social distancing anyway
5) Screen and control everything and everyone that goes into a nursing home. If you cannot determine absolutely that it's virus free, it is not allowed in the nursing home. Everything must first be screened. All the time. Even the tap water.
6) All public surfaces should be cleaned regularly. After each use is preferable. As close to after each use as possible. Encourage people to wipe down surfaces before and after they use them.

The single greatest change that could "fix" for everything might be if we ALL developed the social habit of cleaning everything we touch before and after use. For instance: Shopping carts. All stores must have something like Clorox wet wipes, fresh, clean, new and at the ready. Certainly airports, the source of world wide contagion must figure out a way to do this. Either wipe it down or use hand sanitizer--no exceptions.
7) Wash your hands before and after you touch anything. If that isn't practical then apply hand sanitzer before and after. If that isn't practical then use disinfectant wet wipes. If you can't do one or more of those things, don't go.

But conservatives will not be doing nothing on the health front. While we search for short term vaccine and anti viral solutions we will also search for the long term pandemic and flu solutions. Instead of a universal commie solution that shuts everyone up in their houses, we will find a cure for senior living facilities only. It should be a goal that no oldsters die from the flu or any type of corona virus. We will initially do this this by locking down all senior facilities and making sure no one, not even employees, visitors or deliverymen get into the facility unless they first test negative and second agree to be completely disinfected and scanned. Until we find a better way to do it nursing homes will be as clean as one of those NASA clean rooms where they make satellites. So instead of locking down folks who aren't going to die we only lock down the people who would likely die.

Keep the commie fascists, aka democrats locked down as long as possible. Maybe we should consider putting democrats on a reservation out in the middle of the desert with their minimum livable wage where they can't harm honest people and they can virtue signal to each other to their hearts content.

Another part of the long term plan for total world domination for conservatives should be to take over every orphanage in the world. Claim every single child that someone else would throw away. Convince people who would practice infanticide or abortion for sex selection or any other reason to give their unwanted children to your orphanages. In these orphanages teach only Christianity and capitalism and make sure that every child upon leaving the orphanage can build a computer from scratch, program the computer in any modern computer language, balance a check book and write a resume. Our conservative Christian orphans should be ready to rule the world as Christian capitalists.

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Geoduck Challenge: Found Something On Trump!

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They found the evidence of Trump's Russia collusion under the GEODUCKS in the corner of your son's bedroom

Hiding place of Nadler's Nachos

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