Saturday, February 20, 2016

The World's Worst Good Luck Charms

Wasn't Lucky for the Rabbit.

Some bunny gave his life to give you good luck?

Rabbits Foot Charm Amulet


It wasn't lucky for the horse:

What must it be like to get a red hot piece of metal pounded into your feet with nails.

Lucky horseshoe

Wasn't Lucky for the clover.

The first thing you did when you found it was to kill it.



The Evil Eye

So you have to wear or display something evil looking to ward off evil?  Seems a little counter intuitive until you think about that lesser of two evils thing....



It is said that Germans think pigs are lucky.  If the pigs had kept those fake rape "refugees" out of  your country I might have agreed.



Crickets and scarabs are, well, bugs.  I tend to consider myself lucky if I see fewer bugs.  Not more.

Burning Man 2013 Cricket (10227106183)

Scarab beetle on silver birch timber, Hollands Wood, New Forest - - 265868

Lucky Feces?

Apparently there are some who think it's lucky if a bird craps on your head.

Tell you what, I am gonna send that particularly bit of "luck" your way.

I'll pass.

Coprofago volante no identificado


Lucky Poop!!!!  This is apparently a Japanese thing...

Photo credit: Tricia Wang 王圣捷 via / CC BY-NC-SA

Photo credit: origami_potato via / CC BY-NC-ND

Photo credit: wombatarama via / CC BY-NC-ND

Do I have to say it:  This was not lucky for the bird.  And breaking the body of a once living thing to get some luck seems really weird.



Swastikas and alligator teeth?  Let's move on...

Fish scales?  (carp)

Imagine someone said your skin was lucky but only if they removed it first...

Vánoce, kapří šupiny


Lucky Raccoon penis bone


Damn sure wasn't lucky for the raccoon!!!!


At least now we know why that psychotic raccoon with the big guns on Guardians of the Galaxy was so angry!!!

Lucky Number 13 Trucker Hat
111213 Rainbow Trucker Hat 11_12_13
11/12/13 Rainbow Ladies 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

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