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In my own defense, not everything guys do is stupid. Consider Beer, Bacon and Bikinis!!!

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Now on with the stupid.

Most of the people who voted for Trump are guys.

The following actually applies to men and women: If you ever complain that your spouse is the worst or dumbest or whatever in the world, you do you realize that you, super genius, chose to marry that person. I for one certainly did not make you do it.

Some things are dumb but funny. For instance, I believe it's mostly guys who think the following is really funny:

Amazon reviews on the banana slicer.

Amazon reviews on horse head and unicorn head masks.

The Journal of Irreproducible Results (It's a perpetual motion machine of laffs)

Bathroom Books.

Canned unicorn meat.

Canned dragon meat.

Trump toilet paper.

Golf balls with Trump's face.

Canned creamed possum.

Blow up dolls.

Hold my beer I got this.

Hold my beer and watch this

What could possibly go wrong?

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As far as I know, most Darwin Award Winners are guys:.

The guy who attached a rocket to back of a car.

The guy who tried to iron a shirt while still wearing it.

The two guys who thought a lawn mower would make an excellent hedge trimmer. One of them thought there might be something amiss with the idea but he just couldn't put his finger on it.

The guy who wanted to prove that all the 13th floor windows were unbreakable by running into them at top speed. One wasn't.

The guy who wanted to prove that all his blasting caps were duds by biting into them. One wasn't.

Or all the various and sundry drunk guys who that it was a swell idea to get all liquored up and pet every animal in the zoon that had teeth and claws.

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