Superman Days

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In honor of wearing your underwear outside your clothes it's National Super Man Days!!

You'd have to be a being from another planet to dress like that.

I am not really sure that super babe crash landed on the planet Earth.  Rather I think he crash landed on the planet Moron where you can disguise yourself merely by wearing a pair of  glasses.

No one has given a plausible explanation of why someone with super sight and super hearing needs a day job when there are folks who need rescuing 24/7.

Almost anything super man does would kill dozens if not hundreds.  For instance, sneezing.

Also, I don't know about you, but I have met people with denser than average musculature.   They skin and bodies don't feel the same as that of ordinary folks.  Not only if he shook your hand would he destroy it, but even if he managed not to do that you would notice that his hand felt like no other hand you have ever shaken.

The real work for the writers when you have comic book creatures like superman or Thor hanging around is to twist the plot enough to make it so most battles are not over in a less than three seconds.

Unless superman is going to do something useful like take out ISIS and North Korea, I would still rather have Super Duper Pooper Scooper Man.


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