New Year's Resolutions For North Korea

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North Korea resolves to:

1)  Save The World from Donald Trump

2)  Save the World (see item 1) 

3)  Cure Cancer 

4) Cure AIDS  

5) Cure Alzheimer's  

6) Cure the common cold 

7) Become greater than any western leader  

8)  Become greater than every western leader  

9)  Make every western leader a historical footnote  

10) Begin world history since all will agree that history began when North Korea gave up the childish stupidity of nuclear weapons and instead used artificial and machine intelligence to cure all the worlds diseases.  This plan may seem simple and easy to understand but western leaders are far too busy looking up the skirts of starlets to accomplish it and their populace are too fat, stupid and lazy to apply the single minded devotion required to do it.  We have no time for nuclear weapons and we gave  all our political prisoners to the west.  All time wasters are banned.  Only curing the world and becoming the Great Physician matters

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When Will North Korea Attack with Naked Clones On Unicorns?

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