Monday, January 11, 2016

Beautiful Lies: Merry MythMass!

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Let us explore the world of make believe.  Let us compose some manmade mythology.  Wait a minute, isn’t all mythology manmade?

1) The rainbow blood of headless zombie space aliens is said to confer immortality.
2)  Oral sex confers eternal youth.
3)  Drinking camel urine cures diseases (Or causes it these days.  Those Camels aren't as clean as they used to be!)
4) Human urine cures illnesses
5) Unicorns have been created in North Korea laboratories.  They keep them next to the H bombs.
6) If you convert to the right religion you can have as many wives as you want.
7) The notion that urine can fix a jelly fish sting.
8) Barry Soetoro’s screening and vetting for fake “refugees” from Syria looks like this:
                                                           i.      Let in only those who agree to kill all who draw the “wrong” picture
                                                        ii.      Let in only those who agree to participate in the rape gangs such those perpetrated by fake “refugees” in Europe
                                                    iii.      Let in only those who agree to kill out of control daughters.
9) Zombies are edible but only if they are fed with Man In the Moon Marigolds and blasted by gamma rays first.
10)                 In the future, all racial quotas for blacks will be filled by white people who identify as blacks.
11)                 In the future, all sexual quotas for women will be filled by humans born with a penis who identify as women.
12)                 In the future, all woman of the year awards will be won exclusively by humans born with a penis who identify as women.
13)                 In the future all black awards will be given to Caucasians who identify as black.
14)                 The most perfect examples of Islam that have ever existed on the earth:  Iran and Saudi Arabia, engage in the following practices:

Flogging, stoning, beheading as punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
15)                  Nations under Sharia practice some or all of the following:
1)   Female genital mutilation
2)   Punishing rape victims
3)   Honor killing
4)   Strapping bombs to children
5)   Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)   Murdering homosexuals
8)   Child marriage, Child Brides, and Forced Marriage
9)   Domestic Violence
10) Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women

16)                  All terrorists agree that the scariest thing they have ever seen was Barack Hussein Obama crying because guns scared him.
17)                 Whenever armed terrorists attack Americans the democrat response is to disarm Americans so the terrorists can be sure that no one can shoot back next time.
18)                 Obama wants to
a.   Disarm all American women
b.  Bring in the most violent rapists from the middle east
c.   Give American jobs to foreign criminals
d. Punish America for being a rich capitalistic nation.
19)                 It is not necessarily true that a wide lavatory stance is directly associated with homosexuality.
20)                 The only reason to eliminate identification in voting is to enable foreign criminals to vote.  Failure to realize this means you test positive for stupidity.
21)                 Democrats, liberals and progressives have turned the country over to foreign criminals, the stupid and the lazy because these lowlifes can be counted on to vote the straight commies, whoops I mean straight democrat ticket.

22)                 Only China, India and Indonesia can save the world since only they eliminate the pollution causing Global Warming. 

23)  It is a myth that Barack Hussein Obama is a Christian.  Four words allow a Muslim to lie about being a Christian to protect or promote the faith.  They are: 

taqiyya tawriya kitman and muruna.

Don't look these words up if you don't want to know the truth.


24) That Obama loves America is a myth.  Look at how hard he strove to give American jobs to foreign criminals while the unemployment levels of black teenagers went through the rough.  Look at how hard he worked to get fake "refugees"   and Raperefugees into the country but not until he was certain that all American women were disarmed first...

25)  That hugs for thugs and conditional love for terrorists would make the world more peaceful is a myth.  Every may who tried that on ISIS got thrown off the roof with the gays.  Every woman who tried it is locked down in a dark whole after being raped 5,000 times.  These women are just waiting to raped 5,000 more times.


26)  That Jews or Israel have ever done anything worthy of boycotting is a myth.  There are people who deserve to be boycotted.  Those who do the following for instance:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Strapping bombs to children
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage, Child Brides, and Forced Marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women


Also, believing that flogging, stoning, beheading are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.

Warning, never, ever look up which countries do these things.  The truth is not politically correct.
 


26)  What's the over under on how soon after his presidency Barack Hussein Obama admits he was a Muslim all the time.  1 year.  5 years.  15 years?

 
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