Sunday, September 25, 2016

Curious Events Day

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Apparently anything goes on Curious Events Day so let us say that on this day

A) Donald Trump will make sense.

B) Hillary Clinton will not tell a single lie.

C) The government of Canada will be taken over by headless zombie space alien mutant unicorns.

D) Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Iran will decide they they really do practice the religion of peace and tolerance and they will each take 10 million Syrian "refugees" and they will each ban all of the following:

1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.
18)     The belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.
19)     Donating millions to Sharia Hillary makes it all worthwhile--or at least feasible. Invasion, Submission, Conversion.
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