Sunday, September 11, 2016

Blasphemy Day

Apparently in September Blasphemy Day can be observed in every place except Afghanistan, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia where peaceful and tolerant people will put you to death for blasphemy.


And now for the good news.  Even though blasphemy is illegal in these countries, check out all the cool stuff that may be  allowed:


1)    Female genital mutilation
2)    Punishing rape victims
3)    Honor killing
4)    Child Brides
5)    Sexually enslaving women
6)      Punishing homosexuals
7)    Murdering homosexuals
8)    Child marriage
9)    Domestic Violence
10)    Disciplining or Punishing Wives
11)     Beating Wives
12)     Violence Against Women
13)     Forced Marriage
14)     Women being beaten or raped for wearing "inappropriate clothing"
15)     Women being beaten or raped for leaving the house without a male relative as a chaperon
16)     Women and men beating beaten and sometimes killed for expressing inappropriate  thoughts in a blog.
17)     Women and men being beaten and sometimes killed for being accused of disrespecting the religion of peace and tolerance.

18) Also, the belief that flogging, stoning, beheading and imprisonment are appropriate punishments for adultery, apostasy, witchcraft and blasphemy.

19)  Giving donations to Hillary Clinton.


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