Sunday, June 26, 2016

Yellow Pig Day

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Apparently another excuse to get drunk and eat cake was required.  And thus, in praise of the number 17, Yellow Pig day was born.

What is the big deal about 17?  Who knows.

It is the sum of four primes and it is prime.

It is odd.  As are all primes save one.


Apparently you need at least 17 clues to solve a Sudoku puzzle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17_(number)


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World UFO Day: Take Me To Your Tangerine Tornado

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If Trump becomes leader of the free world space aliens can say:

Take me to your Tangerine Tornado

Take me to your Loud Mouth Lout

Take me to you Bankrupt Billionaire










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Sunday, June 12, 2016

Stupid Guy Thing Day

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In my own defense, not everything guys do is stupid.  Consider Beer, Bacon and Bikinis!!!

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Now on with the stupid.

Most of the people who voted for Trump are guys.

The following actually applies to men and women:  If you ever complain that your spouse is the worst or dumbest or whatever in the world, you do you realize that you, super genius, chose to marry that person.  I for one certainly did not make you do it.

Some things are dumb but funny.  For instance, I believe it's mostly guys who think the following is really funny:

Amazon reviews on the banana slicer.

Amazon reviews on horse head and unicorn head masks.

The Journal of Irreproducible Results (It's a perpetual motion machine of laffs)

Bathroom Books.

Canned unicorn meat.

Canned dragon meat.

Trump toilet paper.

Golf balls with Trump's face.

Canned creamed possum.

Blow up dolls.

Hold my beer I got this.

Hold my beer and watch this

What could possibly go wrong?

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As far as I know, most  Darwin Award Winners are guys:.


The guy who attached a rocket to back of a car.

The guy who tried to iron a shirt while still wearing it.

The two guys who thought a lawn mower would make an excellent hedge trimmer.  One of them thought there might be something amiss with the idea but he just couldn't put his finger on it.

The guy who wanted to prove that all the 13th floor windows were unbreakable by running into them at top speed.  One wasn't.

The guy who wanted to prove that all his blasting caps were duds by biting into them.  One wasn't.

Or all the various and sundry drunk guys who that it was a swell idea to get all liquored up and pet every animal in the zoon that had teeth and claws.


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International Panic Day

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In the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy we were all advised to always carry a towel and the avoid panic.

To paraphrase the bard:  Toy Story:  Now is a perfect time to  panic.

Either the bankrupt billionaire or the most corrupt politician to every be bought is about to be president of the United States.

We are to be led by the blustering cowardly liar or by someone who thinks that putting national secrets in a non-secure basement bathroom is a real good idea.

It is is the right time to panic.

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Flitch of Bacon Day

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I am going to hijack Flitch of Bacon Day  and use it to celebrate:  Beer, Bacon and Bikinis.

With trillion pigs I could rule the world!!!!

No man can stand before a trillion marching pigs.

SO MUCH BACON!!!!

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International Fairy Day

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